Because even his chest hair could kill you.
Don’t worry, they’re just as confused as you are.
Hard at work.
Will not end well.
Sometimes it’s really important.
Who says it has to be difficult.
It raised your sorry ass better than a parent ever could.
Less conformist than the bus.
You better hope it stays there.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
It is most awesome when you least expect it.
The real deal.
Keeping the Sharpie company in business since 1926.
Useless. As if a fat office drone like you is going to climb a mountain.