But it feels so good.
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Words don’t always solve problems. Sometimes you just have to punch an alien in the face.
I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sounds of how awesome I am.
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Because somewhere out three, a girl is warming up with your max.
If beer and women aren’t the answer, then you’re asking the wrong questions.
Can give you a great work-out.
Stare at the picture for about 30 seconds and a beach will begin to appear.
Because even his chest hair could kill you.
I’m married, I do both.
If she can set bump, rebound and sag, everything else is just frosting.
Because team colors are just Bungie’s opinion.
Because beer is heavy.
Cuz you have to pay for this view as an adult.
Is there a penguin on the helipad?
Sometimes you know it the instant you see it across the bar.
Sometimes, the wait is worth it.
Always be ready to take advantage of it.
Better than Christmas.
It is almost never, ever over-rated.
You’ll never know what you’ll find.
Perks of the job.
…and now we play the waiting game.
They are so irresistible.
No, your Honda can’t do this.
Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should.
Do not attempt to check level while riding.
Here Ninja is more than a name.
Taking their hogs out.
A chance to test out exactly how creative you can be with the truth.
Not as cool as you thought it was before the acid wore off.
Who says you can’t have any fun driving a metro?
When you’re beyond screwed, but way too subborn to care.
When 240mph just isn’t enough.
Is taking inappropriate equipment to out-of-the-way places.
What do we have here?
It is possible.
Google’s hidden vice.
Seriously, where else could this possibly happen?
The greatest barrier to success is your level of sanity.
Don’t worry, they’re just as confused as you are.
Because when you’re drunk enough, anything is awesome.
They know how to really live…just not as long.
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One of these days I’m going to find you, and when I do…
Are they dancing, dying, or just a bunch of retards?