When you look like I do, it’s hard to get a table for one at Chuck E’ Cheese.
Sucks when your job gets blow’d up.
The battery life isn’t so great, but it gets the job done.
This picture makes none.
Sometimes, they ARE better than the original.
Those were the droids you were looking for.
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Sometimes it’s best just not to know.
Now that’s why I’m a fan of the Empire.
Because if he’s not really your father, you can keep doing your sister.
He doesn’t f**k around.
It’s comforting to know that no matter what you do in life it will never be as awesome as this picture.
Half the calories. Empire approved.
I’m sorry daddy didn’t pay attention to you. Here’s a dollar, now start dancing.
Only ugly b*****s complain about it.
No response doesn’t necessarily mean no.
Animal growth hormones are good for something, hippies.
If you can’t learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly.
Because she just might want to hear about your 12th level Paladin.
It wears a coat and hangs out in hallways.
Nope, you’re clear.
Doesn’t look so bad now, does it?
When cancer can sometimes be the cure and not the problem.
Get the f**k out of it.
And that s**t is permanent.
Guaranteed to help you forget your other problems.
Makes perfect, but it still won’t fill the hole in your soul.
Things can often look better from another angle.
No need for text here…
On the weekend she plays WOW.
The only place where s**t like this happens!
I hate you I hate you I hate you.
Much friendlier once you get to know them.
It’s always the retard with the flame thrower. Always.
Yet another classic game made more exciting by the addition of firearms.
And you thought Ninja Pirates were tough!
The more, the merrier.
The most effective means of correction.
We’re not entirely sure what it does, but we are absolutely sure he shouldn’t have it.
Just because you are unique does not mean you are useful.
It’s the first step towards failure.
LOL no im nt bsy im only drvng.
We all know one.
Because not everyone can be a leader.
This is going to end in disaster, and you have no one to blame but yourself.