Sometimes it does matter.
It’s onlyl gay if you make eye contact.
Totally kicked Chuck Norris’s ass!
I’m going home.
Giving your dog crack.
None of us are safe now.
Soon death shall be upon them all.
Funnier than normal cats.
You never see him until it’s too late.
Striking fear into the hearts of children.
Has ran out of happy.
Just as theory.
Thats it, we’re f****d.
I will end you and all you love.
They will eat you alive.
He will destroy you and feast on your soul.
Scary as s**t.
I know karate.
Right time, wrong place.
Animals have the right to be tasty.
They hatin, patrollin and tryin to catch me ridin dirty.
Yo my man, you want fries wet dat Ho?
Who ya gonna carr?
Tomorrow, I’m thinkin’ Arby’s.
Useless. As if a fat office drone like you is going to climb a mountain.
Producing 78% of the worlds weird s**t. Since 1952.
Just because you are unique does not mean you are useful.
It’s the first step towards failure.
LOL no im nt bsy im only drvng.
We all know one.
Because not everyone can be a leader.
This is going to end in disaster, and you have no one to blame but yourself.
Better start drinking now, it only gets worse from here.
Sometimes it bites you in the ass.
You are destined to burn.
The harder you try, the dumber you look.
Who needs them.
It’ll make you s**t your pants.
Nothing has ever failed quite as hard as you just did.
What has science done?!?
Just give up. You’re f****d.
Go ahead. It’ll be a blast.
Bear cavalry has finally met its match.
The ultimate assault rifle.