Pointing out uncomfortable things since 1996.
When you look like I do, it’s hard to get a table for one at Chuck E’ Cheese.
It’s not that I’m lazy, it’s that I just don’t care.
Everything is easier when you know the cheat codes.
Why so serious?
Satan’s idea of what’s funny.
The world continues to allow evil because it isn’t angry enough.
Who ya gonna carr?
Tomorrow, I’m thinkin’ Arby’s.